September 9th, 2006

hat

(saturday)

I did not mean to sleep 14 hours. I did manage to get out of bed before noon, but just barely. there are things I need to do and there are things I must do and there are things I'd like to do and there are things I should do but in the remaining hours of the day how many of them do you suppose I'll get done?

I must:

clean dishdrain. the little pink kitchen bacteria have taken it over.
send essay assignment to art institute students
pay rent

I should:

clean the whole kitchen (I won't)
grade some papers (I won't)

I need:

to do laundry, but that's put off at least another day
to read 100 pages of stein

I'd like:

to go shopping on the little bit of money left over from rent and bills

you can guess what my schedule for the day will be. just take a guess.
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what I did

I paid the rent. I was going to apologize for being late but she didn't say anything so I just kept my mouth shut. if they don't care I certainly don't care.

I did a little grocery shopping plus some superfluous 'me' shopping which included picking up some ginseng, some ginger extract (I figure a few drops in fizzy water would be a good thing for the vague nausea that I often get either from traveling or simply from living all day), and a little bottle of cedarwood oil just to make me happy. I don't know what to do with it but dab it on my body here and there. am I turning into a hippie? at least it's not patchouli oil.
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bedtime

it is not yet 7 and I am sleepy. eight hours out of bed and I'm ready to go back. I guess if I'm going to run myself around like a maniac--and everything's relative: my 'maniacal' pace is about normal for everyone else--then I'm going to have to occasionally spend a day seriously resting.

what I should do know is change my bedsheets and organize all my laundry and then sit and then set the alarm for, like, 5am. surely the before-church crowd will not be there just yet.

after that I'd have to come home and take a nap to be worth anything the rest of the day.

or I could sit here and fall asleep at my desk and see how many rounds of that are required before I actually get up and go to bed.
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hat

how to change your bed

carefully fold all blankets so that they can be unfolded reckoning strictly from geometry as you will be in the middle of the bed when unfolding them back the way they should be. to do this you need to make sure that at one point they are folded exactly in half along the horizontal axis and then along the vertical axis. set off to side, but not quite off of bed as there is not that much room.

strip sheets from bed. drop sheets to floor trying not to give the spooky cat a heart attack.

that's the easy part.

starting with the fitted sheet, get on your hands and knees in the middle of the bed and try to determine from the way you folded the sheet when you last washed it which ends are the ends and which ends are the sides. once this is clear, fit each corner of futon into sheet corner, working your way around. at some point before you are done you will have to climb onto the sheet; make sure that you end up on the part that is already smoothed out, as smoothing out a sheet you are kneeling on is not very easy. finish with fitted sheet.

get top sheet. attempt to determine whether selvages or hems were meant to go at head and foot since these were very cheap sheets and there are no guarantees that they were put together normally. again, on your hands and knees in the middle of the bed, attempt to position top sheet so that vertical fold is in the middle of the futon and unfold, climbing onto sheet when you are done. now unfold horizontaly, lying your body down on the sheet to smooth it as you unfold towards the foot of the bed. once you get there, check head of bed to make sure that sheets have not shifted downwards. if everything looks reasonable, tuck in end of top sheet by lifting up the end of the futon that you are kneeling on and folding the sheet under the futon and yourself without falling from end of bed.

unfold each blanket in the reverse manner from which you folded it up. much as the top sheet, smoothing out the blankets is a full-body maneuver. occasionally you might need to stop and lie flat on your back to stop the throbbing pain.

that's all there is to it, really. the pillowcases are easy as you don't actually have to sit on the pillows while putting them in the cases.

be sure and get some rest before actually going to bed. the sheets are clean. you wouldn't want to sweat on them.
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