i don't know what any of them are. i mean i could have cleaned the kitchen but so what if i didn't. nothing is rotting in there. i sent my email and maybe it could have been worded better but i think it was good enough and it said what i wanted it to say so i should be happy to have that out of the way but instead i stare at my unread books which i certainly couldn't read in this state but still i stare at them and they stare back at me reproachfully.
if i didn't know better i'd say i was premenstrual. but my breasts aren't swollen. oh wait. they're gone.
so i've got the urge to kill but no bloating. what is the difference?