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this is how a (voyeuristic) monk answers a sex questionnaire:




1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
nope

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
according to my definition of sex, yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
sure

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
no but I've made others cry. I don't know quite what to make of that.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
depends upon whom I'm with

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
once or twice, but not enough to get all worked up about

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
no but I have said oh this is taking too long let's just stop now.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
dirty talk makes me feel like I'm doing something bad, and when it comes to sex I need not to feel like I'm doing something bad. I know for a lot of people it works the opposite way.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
all the damned time, but I've never had sex with a member of a particularly risky population in a particularly risky manner. you'll see that 'sex' doesn't denote just one act in my world.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I've had sex with my friend's significant other. it has a lot to do with why I am a monk now.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
yes. exactly two.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
no but I'd like to try it some time. I'm not certain which genders I'd want to include.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
never. I watch porn because I really love watching porn, but I never have sex while it's on. unless you mean the one-handed kind. even considering that I often watch completely chaste.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I've had sex with millions in my head.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
I've never had the kind of sex that required a condom. voluntarily, anyway. my assailant did not wear a condom either, though.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
having sex with the person coming on to me because I really wanted to have sex with this other person who was being an extraordinary tease. it was difficult to explain in the morning why this wasn't going to become a habitual occurrence.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
not old enough but it wasn't my choice.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
nobody. I wouldn't mind watching a few people have sex. I should find a video with Carlo in it.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
the video? yeah it's probably for sale within a mile of my house but do you have any idea what they charge for porn??

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
no. for one, I'm due for my shot. for two, the meds pretty much have my libido tanked.

21. WHEN LAST TIME YOU MASTURBATED?
last week. see tanked libido, above. unadulterated testosterone generally means at least once a day, but when you start adding various cns depressants you get to relax a little.

22. WHEN LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
with anyone else? eight years ago. I'm in no rush to start but I still would like to watch. if I had more free time I'd enquire as to where to go in this city for that sort of thing.

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daisydumont
Jun. 6th, 2006 11:53 am (UTC)
>I've had sex with millions in my head.

oh, me too. in technicolor, with props. my sex life has, all my life, been 99.9% imaginary.

i didn't say in my post that this is what slash is all about for me. maybe i should've!
ftmbear
Jun. 8th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
You gotta check out Eros. Really. I watched...I jacked off under my towel...I touched...very fun, low pressure, and totally anonymous. Bring your flip flops though.
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