it comes and goes so it isn't like you can't get near him--just a couple times a day I'll pick him up and go phew and set him back down and tell him to either clean his ass or get Jackson to do it for him.
just now he managed to get a little imprint on my shorts. off with those shorts.
yeah I think I will call the vet tomorrow and see if there is anything wrong with them. I have to hope that there is, because otherwise we have a good 15 to 20 years together and I love him dearly but man.