I must simply must read as much of the making of americans as possible today and I must simply must not fall asleep.

how best to do this? read standing up? read with my hand plunged into a bucket of ice? find a loud road construction site and read there?

I don't know but it has to be done somehow because once I've had all of that I can take there are other things I must do. sleeping is not an option.

you hear me brain? brain? you listening to me? whatever neurotransmitters you are planning on releasing today I need you to lay off the ones that say 'time to sleep'!

in other news it's hot here just like everywhere.

global warming is a myth though.